Nude parolee rubs one off…cliff

Aug 6th, 2014 | By | Category: Gold Star Parolee, Paco's Podium, Parole, Spotlight
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Intoxicated masturbating man arrested after falling into Oregon river

Oregon Parolee Ernest Kirk choked the chicken in front of Clackamas County Deputies before falling off a cliff into the river

Oregon Parolee Ernest Kirk choked the chicken in front of Clackamas County Deputies before falling off a cliff into the Willamette River.

UPI

OREGON CITY (UPI) — An Oregon man…is facing public indecency charges after allegedly falling into the Willamette River while masturbating…

Oregon City Police spotted the suspect, Ernest Kirk, on a cliff…naked and touching himself…

It was difficult for officers to communicate with the 31-year-old because he was about 75 feet below them, and Kirk “continued to masturbate in front of them for several minutes,” KPTV reported.

The Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office Marine Unit was called in to assist with the situation. When a boat approached Kirk, he appeared to pass out and fell into the river…he was taken to a hospital for a medical evaluation.

…Kirk was arrested and booked on charges of felony public indecency and harassment…parole violation…(Full text at UPI)

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7 Comments to “Nude parolee rubs one off…cliff”

  1. j says:

    Ohhh the sureno carnals gonna be mad

  2. OOMPA says:

    At sq we have special signs for the monkey spankers, chicken chokers and meat beaters. They will all be moved soon to the new buttmunsch unit at CHCF soon, as the death row guys who we dont kill and get told that its cruel and unusual for us not to kill them . Only in The united states of amurderer…thanks PLO and jesse jackson and weaksauce judges who should be shipped to the google barge.

  3. Howie Katz says:

    This dude is in serious need of some head shrinkage. I’ll bet the felony charges against him will either be dropped or reduced to a misdemeanor. Whether or not his parole will be revoked is another matter.

  4. pacovilla says:

    Thanks. I only wish I could get it emailed to the jail’s staff…

  5. Bob Walsh says:

    That is a great graphic Jeff.